I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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