Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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