How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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