Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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