Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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