Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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