ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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