I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I know her cup size but not her name....
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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