I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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