Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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