Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
