And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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