but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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