I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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