real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
What changed your mind?
Being sober
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Randomize
