hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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