I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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