I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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