I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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