We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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