He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
