Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Randomize
