Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
A bitchslap is in order.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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