yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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