I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i dont even know how to be here
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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