Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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