Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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