i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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