I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Randomize
