YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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