he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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