Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize