Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I got inside last night via doggy door
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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