dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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