wat bout pragnant strippers??
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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