I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We left an ass print on the piano.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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