Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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