people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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