Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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