if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Threesome in a minivan. New low
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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