in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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