they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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