we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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