I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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