It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Dear god my vagina.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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