This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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