He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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