hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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