Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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