Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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