idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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