so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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