Fuck appropriateness.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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