Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Your penis caused this!
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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