Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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